skullspeare:

blastortoise:

I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.

i like you

well-fuck-you-guys:

meladoodle:

bombing:

officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

pemsylvania:

officialunitedstates

bombing

pemsylvania

bewbin

Well fuck you guys

Meladoodle

alpha-toothless:

pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

i thought this was pepto bismol

alpha-toothless:

pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

i thought this was pepto bismol

friendswithbandefits:

yolucas:

cute story time: my one friend is dating a boy who is blind and they go for walks everyday and as they walk she describes everything to him and he always says that “she makes everything sound so beautiful, except herself, but one day I’m determined to make her describe herself in the same beautiful way she describes the earth” I’m so

OH MY GOD THATS ADORABLE

popiscle:

mexi-cant:

mexicunts:

harryfloorcorn:

WHATS YOUR BANDS NAME?

LADY CUMDRAGONS! ITS PERFECT.

Mackle BurnVictim…

brite pink child coffin„„.,

popiscle:

mexi-cant:

mexicunts:

harryfloorcorn:

WHATS YOUR BANDS NAME?

LADY CUMDRAGONS! ITS PERFECT.

Mackle BurnVictim…

brite pink child coffin„„.,

ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

So a cop, a racist, and a murderer walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.
Anonymous

yoisthisracist:

I get this joke.

me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy
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