reasons why periods suck

homoish:

  • u get horny over fucking everything
  • blood
  • you fucking ruin your panties
  • fuck
  • what the hell
  • people just fucking stop
  • this list is fucking awful

If the signs were mythological creatures:
Aries: Werewolf
Taurus: Hell hound
Gemini: Doppelgänger
Cancer: Banshee
Leo: Fairy
Virgo: Angel
Libra: Nymph
Scorpio: Siren
Sagittarius: Ghost
Capricorn: Mermaid
Aquarius: Vampire
Pisces: Shapeshifter

harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

image

TEAM JACOB

A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking
And today I don’t know how to even say hey
(via nectarinequeen)

officialswagmom:

hes reading the biology book upside down 

Not Pansexuality: "I don't care about gender!! Gender is meaningless!"
Pansexuality: "I understand that gender can be an important part of someone's identity, but it will have no effect on whether I am attracted to them."

wheresmyfallenangel:

what if the beginning of the new episode isnt anyone dying its just sam sitting in a chair at a hair salon and he gets his hair cut because its such a big deal and he just stands up and looks at all his hair on the ground and a tear rolls down his cheek and then the supernatural logo flashes across the screen

obsessedwithspn:

let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis

firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen